GET A TATTOO BEFORE WE SLIP INTO THE ALTERNATE DIMENSION! OR
WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN IN 2012!
WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN IN 2012!
It's that time of year again!! From now until the End of the World on December 21st 2012 all of these Sailor Jerry designs will be Half Mother Fucking Off at All Saints Tattoo by Jon Reed!! Yep!! If it was a $300 design, it'll only be $150, $200 would be $100 and so on. Damn that's cray!! Year Four looks promising as the all-knowing Mayans have told us 2012 is it, so I guess they'll be no 5th Annual SJ Sale - damn you ancient all-knowing future-seeing calendars!! We'll all be dead or transcending or whatever the fuck is gonna happen on the 21st, so why not leave this dimension in style with an awesome new Sailor Jerry tattoo!! You can tell St. Peter you got it for 1/2 off at All Saints!! Thriftiness is next to godliness. The name of the shop might help too with the Bearded One, right? Call All Saints to check on Jon Reed's availability 512-482-0602. But hurry!! The end is nigh!! And it might fill up quickly so try to reserve your End Time spot soon! AND he will be doing them on Friday Nights as well!! You can't lose!! Well, except for your life being kaput in a few weeks. Thanks!!
Here's a link to the tattoo designs:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10200124086891741.2199262.1437610031&type=1
And here's a link to the event page!!:
https://www.facebook.com/events/293293117457776/
